what's a girl gotta do?!?

I played by the rules and dropped all the right hints.  So why can't this guy just ask me out to coffee? Is it so hard for the male specie to summon up courage and just ask a girl out??!? I mean come on! If I've been talking to you almost every day and putting myself out there, I am not going to say NO! 

maybe it's safe to assume 'he's just not that into me'.... 

really though? he started it! errrrr